"Fredrick! That was completely uncalled for!" his mother protested.

"I'm sorry, Mother, but someone in this family had to say it!" Freddie was saying. "Oh, right, no one would because Alexander is everyone's favorite little ponce."

"Freddie, you really are an asshole. You're the one who needs to grow up!" Alex stood up. "Really, I'm grateful for the opportunity to go to Hong Kong since it means I won't have to be in the same country with my dick of a brother."